repost some nice articles again.. ^^

Before marriage:
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage:
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage:
I die for you. . .
After marriage:
You die, up to you.
Udh lama married:
You want to die? I help you!

Before marriage:
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage:
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Udh lama married:
I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding:
You are my heart, you are my love
After wedding:
You get on my nerves..

Before wedding:
You are sweet and kind just like 'Cinderella'
After wedding:
You are worse than 'Godzila'

Before wedding:
Roses are red, violets are blue...Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding:
Roses are dead, I am blue...You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding:
You want to dinner, he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding:
You want to go, he says "you wait-la"

Before wedding:
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding:
Don't know whether katak or biawak

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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1. Women are unpredictable.

Before marriage, she expects a man,
after marriage she suspects him,
and after death she respects him.
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2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much
They got married - and now he is going thru hell.
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3. A man inserted an `ad' in the classifieds :
"Wife wanted ". Next day, he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing :
"You can have mine."
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4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure
of one thing:
either the car is new or the wife.
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5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not.
Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.
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6. A man received a letter
from some Kidnappers. The letter said, " if you don't promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife."
The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
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7. What's the matter,

you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife."
"What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."
"But that ought to make you happy."
"It did, but today is the last day."
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8.WOMAN

When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.
When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.
When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.
When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.
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9.MAN

At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.
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10.Marriage Humour

In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.